Sure is bad but I lived during a time when Whitney Houston did and that's still amazing to me.

The trick to writing a successful resume is to list your testing status and white blood cell count.

I like going to Google News and searching "" over and over to try and crash it.

Amazon does such a poor job of recommending new purchases right there on the homepage. I'm ready to fkn shop.


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