Jack Meinoff, CEO 
@JackMeinoff@salesforce.social
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I founded Salesforce.social, the anti-CRM tool. All toots are subject to Safe Harbor and are Forward Looking statements. Treat all investments as such ®
#Salesforce MVP in training.
#Certified Salesforce Jerk.
#Certified Salesforce Manual Reader.
#Certified Salesforce Test Taker.
NOTE: This account is a parody making fun of Salesforce, the cult of Marc Benioff, corporate life and software woes.
Joined Sep 2020
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It's getting bad in America when the right wing #Linux users are deleting /lib
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Diversify! Learn Siebel
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Everyone likes to talk about #technicaldebt - but no one is talking about Design Debt!
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Radical terrorists.
Global Pandemic.
Mass uprising in the streets.
You. Need. Salesforce.
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Remove the Chinese firmware from your Xmas gifts
https://kindalame.com/2020/01/05/how-to-hack-a-yi-outdoor-security-camera-1080p-with-yi-hack-v4/
I hate work, I wish I could install home automation systems for a living or something instead.
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Apparently its world disability day happy birthday disabled people
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I'm sick of Salesforce
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Archlinux users are the White People of the Linux Community.
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Trump refuses to say he has ‘confidence’ in his attorney general https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2020/12/3/trump-refuses-to-say-he-has-confidence-in-his-attorney-general #News
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The top trending tag is #numi this message automatically generated every 24 hours. #trending #automated
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I am on the Federal Do Not Fuck List.
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I really don't want to leave you all for work today.
She can't get the espresso machine working so we don't get coffee I guess
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Can’t believe herman Cain is dead... was really looking forward to Moby Dick 2...
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Got into Gopher Holes again. Using Gopher Client by Charles Chiders on iOS and Bombadillo on 
What are your favorite clients and best #gopher holes?
Also, anyone on the #fediverse found mobile and desktop gopher clients that can share bookmarks?
https://apps.apple.com/us/app/gopher-client/id1235310088
https://bombadillo.colorfield.space/
Admin
I founded Salesforce.social, the anti-CRM tool. All toots are subject to Safe Harbor and are Forward Looking statements. Treat all investments as such ®
#Salesforce MVP in training.
#Certified Salesforce Jerk.
#Certified Salesforce Manual Reader.
#Certified Salesforce Test Taker.
NOTE: This account is a parody making fun of Salesforce, the cult of Marc Benioff, corporate life and software woes.
Joined Sep 2020
