Jack Meinoff, CEO 
@JackMeinoff@salesforce.social
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I founded Salesforce.social, the anti-CRM tool. All toots are subject to Safe Harbor and are Forward Looking statements. Treat all investments as such ®
#Salesforce MVP in training.
#Certified Salesforce Jerk.
#Certified Salesforce Manual Reader.
#Certified Salesforce Test Taker.
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Joined Sep 2020
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There was nothing better than actually being at #Dreamforce to see this.
Except Fleetwood Mac live.
I just realized I grew up to be an adult version of Ricky Stratton with all these electronics.
Drone Weather! #AutomationEvent
You're so vain, you probably think this toot is about you.
The streets never wanted you Beatrice.
I think it's time to hang up the #salesforce
Drone Weather! #AutomationEvent
I want nothing more than a .ch domain name.
Jack Meinoff, CEO
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Please do not use Slack for your open-source project. For the minority of loudmouths demanding it, there are many others who will quietly just avoid the project.
I once quit a corporate job because I never got laid while I was working there.
Jack Meinoff, CEO
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@JackMeinoff
*places this post in new tab*
"perhaps I will reply to this later"
Glad I got all this RAM, I need to keep all these tabs of non-commitment open.
I can't work any more.
My new emulation station or rather play station as it were.
Jack Meinoff, CEO
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Sending love and appreciation to everyone doing positive and constructive things out there in the fediverse.
I made it just past noon before I had too much today.
Drone Weather! #AutomationEvent
T-Minus 1:08 to lift off
Jack Meinoff, CEO
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not gay as in happy, gay as in clinically depressed
Are we building this tomorrow?
GitHub - bricewalker/Hey-Jetson: Deep Learning based Automatic Speech Recognition with attention for the Nvidia Jetson.
https://github.com/bricewalker/Hey-Jetson
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I founded Salesforce.social, the anti-CRM tool. All toots are subject to Safe Harbor and are Forward Looking statements. Treat all investments as such ®
#Salesforce MVP in training.
#Certified Salesforce Jerk.
#Certified Salesforce Manual Reader.
#Certified Salesforce Test Taker.
NOTE: This account is a parody - please know what that is before writing. It makes fun of Salesforce, the cult that has developed around Marc Benioff and their control. Understand humor, or just block if you don't.
Joined Sep 2020
